By Kittie Lidder Pro-Fenuary Activist Constructon continues to be on schedule for the state-of-the-art Goose Nest…
Month: March 2016
Adoptable Pet of the Week: Dandy
By Mini Magpie Stump Staff Kabob Chef Dandy, the 2 year old, 1-pound gray squirrel, has…
Quest for the Business Office
By Arizona Scones Stump Staff Nook and Cranny Explorer It is of no secret to the…
Missing Local Found on Campus
By Connie Fused Stump Staff Dog Petting Consultant In the early morning of March 16, Chestertown…
Literary Tea Party Terrorizes Town
By Meanie, Miney, and Moe Stump Staff Teapot Craftsmen It has recently sparked the greatest riot…
Exposing WC Public Safety’s Hoverboard Vice
By Kewl Dued Stump Staff $wag Expert The removal of hoverboards from campus has occurred in…
Construction Commences to “Make WAC Great Again”
By Donald Drumpf Commander-in-Chief Yelling over the distant chanting of students waving their maroon and black…
Continuing WC’s Ursine Legacy
Washington College made headlines this spring by inducting the College’s first full-time ursine president, Sheesa Bere.
Gotta Love Butt Rock Tunes
By Nickelback Canstett Facts Sloth While I have long believed that music is one of the…
Another Unique Superhero Film
By Air Canine Stump Staff Writer “WASP-Man”—not to be confused with The Who’s “Waspman”—is Marvel Studio’s…