Space Facility Update

By Kittie Lidder Pro-Fenuary Activist Constructon continues to be on schedule for the state-of-the-art Goose Nest…

Adoptable Pet of the Week: Dandy

By Mini Magpie Stump Staff Kabob Chef Dandy, the 2 year old, 1-pound gray squirrel, has…

Quest for the Business Office

By Arizona Scones Stump Staff Nook and Cranny Explorer It is of no secret to the…

Missing Local Found on Campus

By Connie Fused Stump Staff Dog Petting Consultant In the early morning of March 16, Chestertown…

Literary Tea Party Terrorizes Town

By Meanie, Miney, and Moe Stump Staff Teapot Craftsmen It has recently sparked the greatest riot…

Exposing WC Public Safety’s Hoverboard Vice

By Kewl Dued Stump Staff $wag Expert The removal of hoverboards from campus has occurred in…

Construction Commences to “Make WAC Great Again”

By Donald Drumpf Commander-in-Chief Yelling over the distant chanting of students waving their maroon and black…

Continuing WC’s Ursine Legacy

Washington College made headlines this spring by inducting the College’s first full-time ursine president, Sheesa Bere.

Gotta Love Butt Rock Tunes

By Nickelback Canstett Facts Sloth While I have long believed that music is one of the…

Another Unique Superhero Film

By Air Canine Stump Staff Writer “WASP-Man”—not to be confused with The Who’s “Waspman”—is Marvel Studio’s…