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An interesting duo of organizations met over the weekend to discuss the possibility of introducing a new sport to the NCAA for certification of legitimacy. The writers of the popular television show “New Girl” met with the NCAA head officials to discuss formalities such as official rules and regulations.
The meeting ended with some confusion, according to the meeting’s minutes. The NCAA officials were perplexed after the meeting ended, according to the Secretary.
“Someone kept screaming ‘JFK’ and I didn’t understand why,” an official said.
The writers of the show “New Girl” said they were hoping to gain some traction in the game’s popularity by going to the NCAA.
“We were hoping tournaments could be conducted either like a Trivia Bowl or a Chess Competition,” they said. “We want people to have a fuller understanding of the rules and how to take a turn. There’s just so much confusion and we don’t know why.”
“I love the game,” said junior Kylie Weiss. “I practice when I’m alone so I can pull out all the stops when I coerce others into play it with me.”
The meeting’s minutes also revealed that an NCAA member kept being told to “go back a space” after their feet touched the floor.
“I didn’t even know we were supposed to be elevated,” they said.
The NCAA was hesitant to move forward in the process, mostly because of their own general confusion of the game’s rules. The groups came to no conclusion, despite the “New Girl” writers’ efforts to advance the game to the next level.
Afterwards, on Monday, April 1, Zooey Deschanel reached out to A Tree to present a turn:
“William Smith Hall, a honey comb, Pixar’s animated classic. Go.”