Day: April 7, 2022
Student newspaper, The Elm, jumping on NFT trend
By Ricky HagerHead Honcho The student newspaper at Washington College, The Elm, announced its newest fundraising…
Chester River residents protesting existence of body of water
By Stan U. PaddleboardPaddleboard Enthusiast For the past few weeks, several locals from Kent County protested…
Publication House to be featured on “Fixer Upper”
By Roberta “Bobby” FlayDevoted Discovery+ Watcher For the next several months, a notable structure on the…
Gus the Goose rage quits, search for campus mascot begins
By Suspicious FishDevoted League of Legends Player Beloved Washington College mascot Gus the Goose reportedly left…
George Washington’s head demands remainder of body
By Pipster P. LongstockingProfessional Geese Translator Located outside of Washington College’s Hodson Hall Commons, the campus’…
Minta Martin Mold to obtain bachelor’s degree in biochemistry
By Gossip Girlboss Alleged “Editor” We all remember committing to Washington College. For many students, college…
New complaint department to be installed on campus
By Goose Whisperer Goose Handling Expert On March 25, Washington College introduced a new complaint department…
Re-beeing Smith Hall promotes ecological harmony on campus
By Darlene ParanoiaHighly Opinionated Woman Anyone present on the Washington College campus in the fall of…
McDonald’s PlayPlace adds flavor to student dining experience
By Far-Out FarquaadFairy Tale Editor It is no secret that Washington College students love to complain…