By Dominique Ravioli Sports Editor Western Shore buildings seeking baseball proof glass in preventative alternative window…
Day: March 28, 2024
Pickle Ballin’
By Pickle Rick Staff Writer The Chestertown community is getting used to some new faces in…
Gus the goose signs silly NIL deal, highest paid goose
By Gooseton Athletic Goose Across the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), there has been a rise…
Geese of a feather gaggle together in betting scandal
By Golden Goose Elm Staff Writer Breaking news was revealed in Chestertown this week as a…
The College must cancel upcoming “Women’s Stories Matter” panel
By [REDACTED] Alleged “Editor” “Women’s stories matter. They just matter,” Reese Witherspoon once said. We at…
Allowing moms to Shormal originally a knockout, while some say no way Jose
BY BBNO$ Yung Gravy’s best friend Last October, many students were shocked to hear the news…
Talbot House to be used as a jail for men on WC campus
By Your Mother Talbot Corectional Troll & Part-Time Misandrist The Quad is going to be seeing…
Laxatives discovered in dining hall food at the College
By Poopy Bowel Inspector A recent report from Maryland’s Department of Health confirmed what many Washington…
Public Safety Officers recently caught operating a squirrel fighting ring in the Cullen basement
By Catch These Hands Squirrel Rights Activist Most students are familiar with the ominous feeling of…
All presidents of Washington College come together to compete for title
By Definitely not Paul E. Titsworth Not the former President of WC This past week brought…