By Delgato the Cement Cat
Dear Editor and President Sosulski,
I am writing in regard to an important issue I believe should be seriously considered by the Washington College administration, particularly President Mike Sosulski.
In light of the recent closure of the Prickly Pickle, WC has a unique opportunity to reassess how they approach housing.
Since WC acquired the 800 High Street property (the Dixon Valve building — soon to be the innovation hub) and is currently working on putting that space to use, it would be incredibly convenient, and a natural continuation, for them to purchase the abandoned Prickly Pickle building across the street. Then, the College could renovate the building and turn it into the new official residence for the president.
As you are aware, the president of the college is given housing as a part of their payment package. The current residency, the Hynson-Ringgold house in downtown Chestertown, was purchased by the College in 1944, and has been used as the president’s official residence since 1950. Before that, the president’s house was much closer to campus, even on campus grounds at certain points. Although downtown is relatively close to the College, moving the residence to within walking distance would be beneficial in strengthening the students’ connections with the president. The president could witness the forthcoming construction of the innovation hub, and participate in WC student happenings, such as visiting the neighboring Royal Farms at 2 a.m.
Even more importantly, however, would be the new vacancy in the Hynson-Ringgold house. Who would be better to take this residency than one of the sorority chapters? The fraternities on campus have interesting housing, therefore it is only fair to allow the sororities an opportunity to have a cool place to live too. This would also leave room for more students to occupy the incredibly popular Western Shore dorms.
The best way to decide what sorority gets the housing is quite obviously a capture the flag game, as it allows them to showcase teamwork, their ability to create fun costumes and flags, and their cardiovascular athletic abilities. Buster, the first dog, would also be encouraged to play, with extra points awarded to the team he decides to join. The game should be refereed by the most objective judges: Dr. Clayton Black, Ms. Gina from Dining Services, and a singular dominant campus squirrel.
I hope that in reading this letter, the WC administration takes my idea to heart, and considers making this community building opportunity a reality.
Sincerely, Delgato the Cement Cat