By Charlotte Becker International Legibility Consultant Despite the great effort to design a more recognizable and…
Month: March 2025
WC student initiative to put loose bricks at crosswalks may prevent further casualties
By Keith (Who is this guy?) Professional Hater On Feb. 30, junior Jove Gleason was struck…
Washington College students using black magic to win games
By Nancy Drew Detective of the Occult With spring sports reaching their peak and Washington College…
Country music star Jake Owen solves budget crisis
By Carrie Bradshaw Sex Haver The dark cloud that once covered the destitute Washington College campus…
The squirrels are watching: Campus critters or fluffy little spies?
By Private Detective Boyd Squirrel Hunter Many students at Washington College have voiced that they feel…
Gus the Goose to migrate south for early retirement from being the WC mascot
By Birdie W. Atcher Government Drone Enjoyer In a shocking turn of events, Gus the Goose…
A new and improved era at WC: Welcoming the AI Hivemind to WC campus
By Al Gorithm AI Enthusiast Washington College is excited to announce a complete overhaul of our…
Sex and the Chester
By Carrie Bradshaw Sex Haver Washington College. Such a small campus that you are bound to…
The Duolingo Owl plots revenge by taking over the WC foreign language department
By Your God Duo the Owl Duolingo Cult Leader Duo the Duolingo Owl has staged a…
American Girl Doll store graces the Quad, bringing joy to some and terror to others
By Kit Kittredge An American Girl In a recent campus-wide email that went straight to the…