By The Pickle Wizard Cat Chaos Watcher At the start of spring break, there were multiple sightings…
Month: March 2026
Unstoppable Blattodea uprising broke out of Cain, stole golf cart for WC takeover
By Cocky Roach Underground Division Let’s get one thing straight: this is not an “infestation.” It is not…
Global prestige for Goose Nation: Chestertown to host 2028 Olympics
By I. N. Cognito Hogwash Peddler The International Olympic Committee (IOC) caused a stir on the world…
Gus the Goose dies of bird flu, retired mascot Sweet Lips takes his place
By Miss Information Fighter of Anti-vaxxers The beloved Washington College mascot Gus the Goose tragically lost his…
WC announces new football program among slew of sports coming to campus next year
By A. Nonymous ChatGPT_User On Feb. 30, the Washington College Athletics Department announced a number of novel sports programs set to debut during the 2026 fall…
WC teams return from Florida trip with friendly alligator mascot in tow
By Amelia Bickel Local Alligatoraphobe Washington College’s baseball, softball, tennis, and women’s lacrosse teams all travelled to…
Weighted stuffed animals sneak out of dorms to build Wawa for Mocha Mint Woffee
By Hoagie Wooder Wawa Enthusiast, Fearer of Toys It started innocuously enough. Students returning to their…
Crows foretell “impending doom” for Washington College
By The Summoned Witchcraft and Dark Magic Correspondent In what witnesses are calling an “unsettling but…
Event Calendar: Coming Up in Chestertown and on Campus this April
By Jacquesing Withyew Unreliable Narrator Friday, April 3: Senior All-Majors Crash-Out Awareness at 11:59 p.m. in Smith Hall All seniors are invited to bring their favorite self-pitying poems to commiserate with fellow…
Mandy is the cause of cold weather in Chestertown, she must be stopped
By A Friend of Gus the Goose Avid MasEnthusiast There are some campus mysteries that feel harmless at first. A…