By Sciurus Carolinensis Squirrel Enthusiast A new band on campus has recently released their debut album.…
Day: March 26, 2026
WC teams return from Florida trip with friendly alligator mascot in tow
By Amelia Bickel Local Alligatoraphobe Washington College’s baseball, softball, tennis, and women’s lacrosse teams all travelled to…
WC announces new football program among slew of sports coming to campus next year
By A. Nonymous ChatGPT_User On Feb. 30, the Washington College Athletics Department announced a number of novel sports programs set to debut during the 2026 fall…
Global prestige for Goose Nation: Chestertown to host 2028 Olympics
By I. N. Cognito Hogwash Peddler The International Olympic Committee (IOC) caused a stir on the world…
Weighted stuffed animals sneak out of dorms to build Wawa for Mocha Mint Woffee
By Hoagie Wooder Wawa Enthusiast, Fearer of Toys It started innocuously enough. Students returning to their…
Mandy is the cause of cold weather in Chestertown, she must be stopped
By A Friend of Gus the Goose Avid MasEnthusiast There are some campus mysteries that feel harmless at first. A…
Unstoppable Blattodea uprising broke out of Cain, stole golf cart for WC takeover
By Cocky Roach Underground Division Let’s get one thing straight: this is not an “infestation.” It is not…
Crows foretell “impending doom” for Washington College
By The Summoned Witchcraft and Dark Magic Correspondent In what witnesses are calling an “unsettling but…
Event Calendar: Coming Up in Chestertown and on Campus this April
By Jacquesing Withyew Unreliable Narrator Friday, April 3: Senior All-Majors Crash-Out Awareness at 11:59 p.m. in Smith Hall All seniors are invited to bring their favorite self-pitying poems to commiserate with fellow…
Multiple loose dorm cat sightings on campus over recent spring break
By The Pickle Wizard Cat Chaos Watcher At the start of spring break, there were multiple sightings…