By Cocky Roach Underground Division Let’s get one thing straight: this is not an “infestation.” It is not…
Category: April Fool’s
Articles published for the annual April Fool’s issue.
Mandy is the cause of cold weather in Chestertown, she must be stopped
By A Friend of Gus the Goose Avid MasEnthusiast There are some campus mysteries that feel harmless at first. A…
Weighted stuffed animals sneak out of dorms to build Wawa for Mocha Mint Woffee
By Hoagie Wooder Wawa Enthusiast, Fearer of Toys It started innocuously enough. Students returning to their…
Global prestige for Goose Nation: Chestertown to host 2028 Olympics
By I. N. Cognito Hogwash Peddler The International Olympic Committee (IOC) caused a stir on the world…
WC announces new football program among slew of sports coming to campus next year
By A. Nonymous ChatGPT_User On Feb. 30, the Washington College Athletics Department announced a number of novel sports programs set to debut during the 2026 fall…
WC teams return from Florida trip with friendly alligator mascot in tow
By Amelia Bickel Local Alligatoraphobe Washington College’s baseball, softball, tennis, and women’s lacrosse teams all travelled to…
Campus-wide mini-golf course coming to WC for next spring semester
By Elizabeth Fitzpatrick Hole-in-One Scorer The Washington College Athletics Department is officially teaming up with Student Engagement to provide a highly-requested sporting…
“Wicked Part 3: The Wizard of Oz” shows the power of propaganda
By Elizabeth Fitzpatrick Friend of Dorothy The highly awaited third part of the “Wicked” film series…
Club Spotlight: Love Shrek, live Shrek, we are Shrek
By Donkey Not a Recruiter Recently many students have gathered in the night on the campus…
New Muppets’ “Knives Out” movie stalled due to controversial cast
By: Daye Forman The Elm’s Favorite Gossip Columnist Fans of the Muppets are on the edge of…