By Domiania Ravioli Not Sex Haver Ahead of the fall 2025 season, Washington College announced their…
Category: April Fool’s
Articles published for the annual April Fool’s issue.
Red Brick Runway: George Washington leads the fashion revolution on campus
By Local Logo Interpreter Elm Staff Writer While some members of Washington College’s community may have…
Lee Brice cancels last minute for BBL so The Wiggles step up to the stage
By Ella Smella Mayor of Whimsy There is one thing our lovely campus community prides itself…
The Golden Goose is flying west with new changes
By Hot Topic Wannabe Blue tastes like pennies Washington College has recently opened a new pub…
Sex and the Chester
By Carrie Bradshaw Sex Haver Washington College. Such a small campus that you are bound to…
Country music star Jake Owen solves budget crisis
By Carrie Bradshaw Sex Haver The dark cloud that once covered the destitute Washington College campus…
American Girl Doll store graces the Quad, bringing joy to some and terror to others
By Kit Kittredge An American Girl In a recent campus-wide email that went straight to the…
Logo changes for second time after students complain it is “still too hard to read”
By Charlotte Becker International Legibility Consultant Despite the great effort to design a more recognizable and…
WC student initiative to put loose bricks at crosswalks may prevent further casualties
By Keith (Who is this guy?) Professional Hater On Feb. 30, junior Jove Gleason was struck…
The squirrels are watching: Campus critters or fluffy little spies?
By Private Detective Boyd Squirrel Hunter Many students at Washington College have voiced that they feel…