By Doorman Elm Staff Reader While the students at Washington College were away on spring break…
Category: April Fool’s
Articles published for the annual April Fool’s issue.
Drag racing on High Street makes Chestertown Police angry
By Limp Noodle No Further Explanation At March 27’s Town Hall meeting, the Chestertown Police Department…
Admidst Wi-Fi outages, Washington College decides to switch to a wildlife provider
By Pee Sharp Goldstein Porta Potty User Following the network outages that occurred on the week…
WC jousting team suspended after hazing allegations
By King Henry He Who Died Drinking Chocolate Milk Last week, Washington College Athletics placed Shoremen…
Reid Hall bats suspected to belong to Amy Sine
By Isabella Swan Vampire Fanclub President At the beginning of the Fall 2022 semester, many students…
Shoremen Curling prove they are beefier than the Green Terror
By The Magic Conch A True Sportswriter The Washington College curling team played a series of…
Recruitment watch: it’s time for a swim
By Carrie Bradshaw Sex and the City Editor All incoming freshmen are now required to swim…
WC Chess team triumphs over the Ursinus Bears freshmen talent
By Chat GPT Totally Not Sentient The Washington College chess team, led by captain Tyler James,…
Glow Stick mandate: WATCH OUT
By Really Really Not the ADA Chair Big Fan of Glow Sticks Due to the recent…
Marvel Cinematic Universe goes bankrupt, Martin Scorcese thought to be at fault
By The Wolf Of Wall Street The Marvel Cinematic Universe officially ran out of money, according…