By Your God Duo the Owl Duolingo Cult Leader Duo the Duolingo Owl has staged a…
Category: April Fool’s
Articles published for the annual April Fool’s issue.
A new and improved era at WC: Welcoming the AI Hivemind to WC campus
By Al Gorithm AI Enthusiast Washington College is excited to announce a complete overhaul of our…
Washington College students using black magic to win games
By Nancy Drew Detective of the Occult With spring sports reaching their peak and Washington College…
Gus the Goose to migrate south for early retirement from being the WC mascot
By Birdie W. Atcher Government Drone Enjoyer In a shocking turn of events, Gus the Goose…
Annual Washington College athletics awards now decided by sports teams’ Snapscores
By WC Athletics DIII Snap Conference After increased pressure to improve the Department of Athletics’ relationship…
Western shore windows smashed after 42-0 baseball win
By Dominique Ravioli Sports Editor Western Shore buildings seeking baseball proof glass in preventative alternative window…
Pickle Ballin’
By Pickle Rick Staff Writer The Chestertown community is getting used to some new faces in…
Gus the goose signs silly NIL deal, highest paid goose
By Gooseton Athletic Goose Across the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), there has been a rise…
Geese of a feather gaggle together in betting scandal
By Golden Goose Elm Staff Writer Breaking news was revealed in Chestertown this week as a…
The College must cancel upcoming “Women’s Stories Matter” panel
By [REDACTED] Alleged “Editor” “Women’s stories matter. They just matter,” Reese Witherspoon once said. We at…