Petition made and signed by student body for new DJ at next Birthday Ball

Mr. Worldwide Nut enthusiast, squirrel advocate, and “Hotel Room Service” singer Birthday Ball is a Washington…

WC’s new complaint department proves to be wildly ineffective for all

By [REDACTED] Alleged “Editor” Washington College recently caved and introduced the Washington College Complaint Department in…

Letter to the editor: Prickly Pickle perfect place for president

By Delgato the Cement Cat Dear Editor and President Sosulski, I am writing in regard to…

Letter to the editor: proposal for abandoned businesses in Kent Plaza

By Josh Gates*: part-time ghost hunter, full-time opinionator *not Sophia Lennox It is unfortunate how many…

Letter to the editor: World’s first Chuck E. Cheese Casino must replace empty 98 Cannon

By Charles Entertainment Cheese Chestertown is known for its trailblazing abilities and already boasts a vast…

From summer internships to rabid squirrels, the How-To Girl is here to help

By Andie Anderson The How-To Girl In the past three years, I have embraced my role…

Paloma Diamond wins her first Academy Award

By Buster Sosulski First Dog and Internet Correspondent After decades in the film industry, actress Paloma…

Debut album “A Passion Against Birdsong” inspires listeners

By Mothman Still Buys CDs April 1 will mark a day in history for The Elm’s…

New teen drama currently filming at Washington College’s campus

By Kia Klutz Curator of Clunky Tales​ With campus finally in bloom and the weather getting…

Controversy continues around Dean of Students’ on-campus legal weed garden

By Weed iz WAC Kidz Need for Weed The Washington College community first caught scent of…