BY BBNO$ Yung Gravy’s best friend Last October, many students were shocked to hear the news…
Category: April Fool’s
Articles published for the annual April Fool’s issue.
Talbot House to be used as a jail for men on WC campus
By Your Mother Talbot Corectional Troll & Part-Time Misandrist The Quad is going to be seeing…
Laxatives discovered in dining hall food at the College
By Poopy Bowel Inspector A recent report from Maryland’s Department of Health confirmed what many Washington…
Public Safety Officers recently caught operating a squirrel fighting ring in the Cullen basement
By Catch These Hands Squirrel Rights Activist Most students are familiar with the ominous feeling of…
All presidents of Washington College come together to compete for title
By Definitely not Paul E. Titsworth Not the former President of WC This past week brought…
Petition made and signed by student body for new DJ at next Birthday Ball
Mr. Worldwide Nut enthusiast, squirrel advocate, and “Hotel Room Service” singer Birthday Ball is a Washington…
WC’s new complaint department proves to be wildly ineffective for all
By [REDACTED] Alleged “Editor” Washington College recently caved and introduced the Washington College Complaint Department in…
Letter to the editor: Prickly Pickle perfect place for president
By Delgato the Cement Cat Dear Editor and President Sosulski, I am writing in regard to…
Letter to the editor: proposal for abandoned businesses in Kent Plaza
By Josh Gates*: part-time ghost hunter, full-time opinionator *not Sophia Lennox It is unfortunate how many…
Letter to the editor: World’s first Chuck E. Cheese Casino must replace empty 98 Cannon
By Charles Entertainment Cheese Chestertown is known for its trailblazing abilities and already boasts a vast…