Tattoos to honor our lord and savior, George Washington

By Abraham LINKolnTattoo Artist to the Founding Fathers Patriotism comes in many forms, from grilling on…

We as a society must apologize for the FILA Disruptor

By ANTIFilAHater Extraordinaire, MD I am a simple woman. I can appreciate out-there fashion, people developing…

WC student-athletes required to sign new Student-Athlete Handbook in blood

By Upton O’GoodeSecurity Guard at The National History Museum Washington College student-athletes can expect to see…

WC Athletics inducts surfing team to varsity athletics with plans to pull moon closer to Earth to create gnarly waves

By Anita BreakHead Casting Director for The Devil Wears Prada Washington College Athletics officially announced that…

April Fool’s Issue: Weekly Driftwood

Inaugural WC Hype House encourages its tenants to “bust it down”

By Obi Megwan Kenobi Public Relations Consultant for the Jedi Order Move over Charli D’amelio, TikTok…

Chestertown offers post-COVID-19 classes to teach residents how to be human again

By Goose II: The Reckoning   Professional Human  (Not a bunch of geese in a trench coat) …

“In Gus we trust”: how to make your own Gus the Goose costume

By Gossip Goose  Chief Investigative Fashion Expert  Feeling at home on campus is difficult in a…

WC presidential search committee will model selection process after ABC’s “The Bachelor”

By Jazzy Jones Hamilton Actress This year’s presidential search is filled with twists, turns, and drama. …

SEB “Netflix and Chill” event falls flat, WC students take action

By Chillaxin’ Jackson Student Watch Party Writer After a month of planning, three Washington College students…