This week’s pets of the week, Coco and Bolt, are loved by junior Kamden Richardson. According…
Massive PANTS discovery made
By Elijah Wood Local Man with Hairy Feet At the Particle Accellerator of New Texas State,…
Reid Hall bats suspected to belong to Amy Sine
By Isabella Swan Vampire Fanclub President At the beginning of the Fall 2022 semester, many students…
FREE OJ!!!!” Students protest the persistent lack of orange juice in dining hall
By Anonymous Unknown Recently, students in Hodson Hall took action to fight the newest injustice plaguing…
Admidst Wi-Fi outages, Washington College decides to switch to a wildlife provider
By Pee Sharp Goldstein Porta Potty User Following the network outages that occurred on the week…
Strange floating device on campus may help administration understand the needs of students
By Gregory Orwell Alien Enthusiast Students all across campus looked to the sky on March 20…
College is set to replace “inaccessible brick” walkways with slip ‘n’ slides
By Totally Not the ADA Chair Water Slide Connoisseur Amidst the recent complaints of lack of…
Anonymous writer Lady Whistledown exposes campus secrets: will she be silenced?
By Daniela Humphrey Gossiping Goose Across campus, students constantly refresh their smartphone screens, waiting for a…
The big reveal: Dr. Sosulski is seven Busters in a trench coat
By Jane Eyre Crazy Bitch Those on Washington College’s campus have recently noted the strange behavior…
Recruitment watch: it’s time for a swim
By Carrie Bradshaw Sex and the City Editor All incoming freshmen are now required to swim…