Admidst Wi-Fi outages, Washington College decides to switch to a wildlife provider

By Pee Sharp Goldstein Porta Potty User Following the network outages that occurred on the week…

Reid Hall bats suspected to belong to Amy Sine

By Isabella Swan Vampire Fanclub President At the beginning of the Fall 2022 semester, many students…

Recruitment watch: it’s time for a swim

By Carrie Bradshaw Sex and the City Editor All incoming freshmen are now required to swim…

Glow Stick mandate: WATCH OUT

By Really Really Not the ADA Chair Big Fan of Glow Sticks Due to the recent…

English department funds reallocated to solve Goldstein sewer issue

By Chief Charmin Professional Defecator Several times this year, flooding occurred in Louis L. Goldstein Hall…

Blades replace the speed bumps at Western Shore

By [REDACTED] Alleged “Editor” In 2022, Washington College received negative feedback from students due to the…

Massive PANTS discovery made

By Elijah Wood Local Man with Hairy Feet At the Particle Accellerator of New Texas State,…

The big reveal: Dr. Sosulski is seven Busters in a trench coat

By Jane Eyre Crazy Bitch Those on Washington College’s campus have recently noted the strange behavior…

FREE OJ!!!!” Students protest the persistent lack of orange juice in dining hall

By Anonymous Unknown Recently, students in Hodson Hall took action to fight the newest injustice plaguing…

College is set to replace “inaccessible brick” walkways with slip ‘n’ slides

By Totally Not the ADA Chair Water Slide Connoisseur Amidst the recent complaints of lack of…