By Anonymous Unknown Recently, students in Hodson Hall took action to fight the newest injustice plaguing…
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College is set to replace “inaccessible brick” walkways with slip ‘n’ slides
By Totally Not the ADA Chair Water Slide Connoisseur Amidst the recent complaints of lack of…
Cat Colloquium’s spring cleaning exposed as cover up
By Doorman Elm Staff Reader While the students at Washington College were away on spring break…
Admidst Wi-Fi outages, Washington College decides to switch to a wildlife provider
By Pee Sharp Goldstein Porta Potty User Following the network outages that occurred on the week…
Reid Hall bats suspected to belong to Amy Sine
By Isabella Swan Vampire Fanclub President At the beginning of the Fall 2022 semester, many students…
Recruitment watch: it’s time for a swim
By Carrie Bradshaw Sex and the City Editor All incoming freshmen are now required to swim…
Glow Stick mandate: WATCH OUT
By Really Really Not the ADA Chair Big Fan of Glow Sticks Due to the recent…
English department funds reallocated to solve Goldstein sewer issue
By Chief Charmin Professional Defecator Several times this year, flooding occurred in Louis L. Goldstein Hall…
Blades replace the speed bumps at Western Shore
By [REDACTED] Alleged “Editor” In 2022, Washington College received negative feedback from students due to the…