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April Fool's

Strange floating device on campus may help administration understand the needs of students

March 30, 2023
Lexi Meola

By Gregory Orwell Alien Enthusiast Students all across campus looked to the sky on March 20…

April Fool's

Daily, mandated all-campus naps positively benefit sleepy students and professors

March 30, 2023
Lexi Meola

By Sleeping Beauty WC’s Resident Princess On March 21, the administration, in collaboration with the Student…

April Fool's

Student Government Association bans dogs on campus and finally addresses the barking problem

March 30, 2023
Lexi Meola

By Kitty Softpaws Crazy Cat Lady Students and staff alike have finally had enough. At the…

April Fool's

Anonymous writer Lady Whistledown exposes campus secrets: will she be silenced?

March 30, 2023
Lexi Meola

By Daniela Humphrey Gossiping Goose Across campus, students constantly refresh their smartphone screens, waiting for a…