By Daniela Humphrey Gossiping Goose Across campus, students constantly refresh their smartphone screens, waiting for a…
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Strange floating device on campus may help administration understand the needs of students
By Gregory Orwell Alien Enthusiast Students all across campus looked to the sky on March 20…
Daily, mandated all-campus naps positively benefit sleepy students and professors
By Sleeping Beauty WC’s Resident Princess On March 21, the administration, in collaboration with the Student…
Student Government Association bans dogs on campus and finally addresses the barking problem
By Kitty Softpaws Crazy Cat Lady Students and staff alike have finally had enough. At the…