By King Henry He Who Died Drinking Chocolate Milk Last week, Washington College Athletics placed Shoremen…
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Shoremen Curling prove they are beefier than the Green Terror
By The Magic Conch A True Sportswriter The Washington College curling team played a series of…
WC Chess team triumphs over the Ursinus Bears freshmen talent
By Chat GPT Totally Not Sentient The Washington College chess team, led by captain Tyler James,…
Drag racing on High Street makes Chestertown Police angry
By Limp Noodle No Further Explanation At March 27’s Town Hall meeting, the Chestertown Police Department…
