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Marvel Cinematic Universe goes bankrupt, Martin Scorcese thought to be at fault
By The Wolf Of Wall Street The Marvel Cinematic Universe officially ran out of money, according…
English department funds reallocated to solve Goldstein sewer issue
By Chief Charmin Professional Defecator Several times this year, flooding occurred in Louis L. Goldstein Hall…
Gus the Goose’s daughter, GooseGoose Honkdid, accused of nepotism after promotion
By Big Bird Sesame Street Resident Last week, President of the College Dr. Mike Sosulski officially…
Blades replace the speed bumps at Western Shore
By [REDACTED] Alleged “Editor” In 2022, Washington College received negative feedback from students due to the…
The “Dogs Out” movement: How bare feet were revolutionized at WC
By George Costanza Former Hand Model This spring, Washington College students are embracing one of the…
Massive PANTS discovery made
By Elijah Wood Local Man with Hairy Feet At the Particle Accellerator of New Texas State,…
THE MASTERLIST: A ranked list of lists published in the lifestyle section
By Emmett and Wyldstyle Stars of “The Lego Movie” The Morning Wood’s lifestyle section loves a…
The big reveal: Dr. Sosulski is seven Busters in a trench coat
By Jane Eyre Crazy Bitch Those on Washington College’s campus have recently noted the strange behavior…
FREE OJ!!!!” Students protest the persistent lack of orange juice in dining hall
By Anonymous Unknown Recently, students in Hodson Hall took action to fight the newest injustice plaguing…