College is set to replace “inaccessible brick” walkways with slip ‘n’ slides

By Totally Not the ADA Chair Water Slide Connoisseur Amidst the recent complaints of lack of…

CES Presents: Sisimito: True or Real, A Short Film and Speaker Panel with Experts

Anonymous writer Lady Whistledown exposes campus secrets: will she be silenced?

By Daniela Humphrey Gossiping Goose Across campus, students constantly refresh their smartphone screens, waiting for a…

YikYak used to influence student behavior at Washington College

By Dauntless The Drab Royal Tea Spiller Washington College administration allegedly use the controversial Yik Yak…

Strange floating device on campus may help administration understand the needs of students

By Gregory Orwell Alien Enthusiast Students all across campus looked to the sky on March 20…

Sosulski leaves WC presidency without warning: claims he will be next Jay-Z

By Hildengard Rodedickenschniedher XXL Germany Contributor The Washington College community mourns the loss of its 31st…

Daily, mandated all-campus naps positively benefit sleepy students and professors

By Sleeping Beauty WC’s Resident Princess On March 21, the administration, in collaboration with the Student…

Literary House hosts first “Silent Reading” in over two decades

By Sophie Kerr Professional Silent Reader On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 7 p.m., the Rose…

Student Government Association bans dogs on campus and finally addresses the barking problem

By Kitty Softpaws Crazy Cat Lady Students and staff alike have finally had enough. At the…

Cat Colloquium’s spring cleaning exposed as cover up 

By Doorman Elm Staff Reader While the students at Washington College were away on spring break…