Tag: april fools
Anonymous writer Lady Whistledown exposes campus secrets: will she be silenced?
By Daniela Humphrey Gossiping Goose Across campus, students constantly refresh their smartphone screens, waiting for a…
YikYak used to influence student behavior at Washington College
By Dauntless The Drab Royal Tea Spiller Washington College administration allegedly use the controversial Yik Yak…
Strange floating device on campus may help administration understand the needs of students
By Gregory Orwell Alien Enthusiast Students all across campus looked to the sky on March 20…
Sosulski leaves WC presidency without warning: claims he will be next Jay-Z
By Hildengard Rodedickenschniedher XXL Germany Contributor The Washington College community mourns the loss of its 31st…
Daily, mandated all-campus naps positively benefit sleepy students and professors
By Sleeping Beauty WC’s Resident Princess On March 21, the administration, in collaboration with the Student…
Literary House hosts first “Silent Reading” in over two decades
By Sophie Kerr Professional Silent Reader On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 7 p.m., the Rose…
Student Government Association bans dogs on campus and finally addresses the barking problem
By Kitty Softpaws Crazy Cat Lady Students and staff alike have finally had enough. At the…
Cat Colloquium’s spring cleaning exposed as cover up
By Doorman Elm Staff Reader While the students at Washington College were away on spring break…
Drag racing on High Street makes Chestertown Police angry
By Limp Noodle No Further Explanation At March 27’s Town Hall meeting, the Chestertown Police Department…