Reid Hall bats suspected to belong to Amy Sine

By Isabella Swan Vampire Fanclub President At the beginning of the Fall 2022 semester, many students…

Shoremen Curling prove they are beefier than the Green Terror

By The Magic Conch A True Sportswriter The Washington College curling team played a series of…

Recruitment watch: it’s time for a swim

By Carrie Bradshaw Sex and the City Editor All incoming freshmen are now required to swim…

WC Chess team triumphs over the Ursinus Bears freshmen talent

By Chat GPT Totally Not Sentient The Washington College chess team, led by captain Tyler James,…

Glow Stick mandate: WATCH OUT

By Really Really Not the ADA Chair Big Fan of Glow Sticks Due to the recent…

Marvel Cinematic Universe goes bankrupt, Martin Scorcese thought to be at fault

By The Wolf Of Wall Street The Marvel Cinematic Universe officially ran out of money, according…

English department funds reallocated to solve Goldstein sewer issue

By Chief Charmin Professional Defecator Several times this year, flooding occurred in Louis L. Goldstein Hall…

Gus the Goose’s daughter, GooseGoose Honkdid, accused of nepotism after promotion

By Big Bird Sesame Street Resident Last week, President of the College Dr. Mike Sosulski officially…

Blades replace the speed bumps at Western Shore

By [REDACTED] Alleged “Editor” In 2022, Washington College received negative feedback from students due to the…

The “Dogs Out” movement: How bare feet were revolutionized at WC

By George Costanza Former Hand Model This spring, Washington College students are embracing one of the…