By [REDACTED] Alleged “Editor” In 2022, Washington College received negative feedback from students due to the…
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The “Dogs Out” movement: How bare feet were revolutionized at WC
By George Costanza Former Hand Model This spring, Washington College students are embracing one of the…
Massive PANTS discovery made
By Elijah Wood Local Man with Hairy Feet At the Particle Accellerator of New Texas State,…
THE MASTERLIST: A ranked list of lists published in the lifestyle section
By Emmett and Wyldstyle Stars of “The Lego Movie” The Morning Wood’s lifestyle section loves a…
The big reveal: Dr. Sosulski is seven Busters in a trench coat
By Jane Eyre Crazy Bitch Those on Washington College’s campus have recently noted the strange behavior…
FREE OJ!!!!” Students protest the persistent lack of orange juice in dining hall
By Anonymous Unknown Recently, students in Hodson Hall took action to fight the newest injustice plaguing…
College is set to replace “inaccessible brick” walkways with slip ‘n’ slides
By Totally Not the ADA Chair Water Slide Connoisseur Amidst the recent complaints of lack of…
Anonymous writer Lady Whistledown exposes campus secrets: will she be silenced?
By Daniela Humphrey Gossiping Goose Across campus, students constantly refresh their smartphone screens, waiting for a…
YikYak used to influence student behavior at Washington College
By Dauntless The Drab Royal Tea Spiller Washington College administration allegedly use the controversial Yik Yak…