By George Costanza Former Hand Model This spring, Washington College students are embracing one of the…
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Massive PANTS discovery made
By Elijah Wood Local Man with Hairy Feet At the Particle Accellerator of New Texas State,…
THE MASTERLIST: A ranked list of lists published in the lifestyle section
By Emmett and Wyldstyle Stars of “The Lego Movie” The Morning Wood’s lifestyle section loves a…
The big reveal: Dr. Sosulski is seven Busters in a trench coat
By Jane Eyre Crazy Bitch Those on Washington College’s campus have recently noted the strange behavior…
FREE OJ!!!!” Students protest the persistent lack of orange juice in dining hall
By Anonymous Unknown Recently, students in Hodson Hall took action to fight the newest injustice plaguing…
College is set to replace “inaccessible brick” walkways with slip ‘n’ slides
By Totally Not the ADA Chair Water Slide Connoisseur Amidst the recent complaints of lack of…
Inaugural WC Hype House encourages its tenants to “bust it down”
By Obi Megwan Kenobi Public Relations Consultant for the Jedi Order Move over Charli D’amelio, TikTok…
Chestertown offers post-COVID-19 classes to teach residents how to be human again
By Goose II: The Reckoning Professional Human (Not a bunch of geese in a trench coat) …